How Did that Lightbulb Get There?

 

Scenario:  You’re in a Pakistan prison, serving your time, minding your own business, when you wake up one morning, notice some abdominal discomfort and report it to the authorities.  The authorities take you to the docs who then give you an X-ray and discover . . . an intact lightbulb in your anus.  This is not a joke, Folks.   After undergoing an operation to remove the lightbulb, the prisoner said he felt “comfort.” 

How is it possible to have a lightbulb shoved up your anus without your knowledge?  And in prison?  The Reuters story says that the docs and authorities doubt his story of having been drugged and violated in his sleep.  Very odd. 

And just imagine if this were a U. S. prisoner or God forbid a prisoner of war or someone being held at Gitmo; instead of making Reuters’ “Odd News” page (and it’s on most of the “odd news” or “strange but true” news pages), it would be front page news on every major newspaper in the U. S., and the world would be coming down on our lax prisons or on our harsh treatment of prisoners.   But because it happened in Pakistan, it’s just “odd.”

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10 thoughts on “How Did that Lightbulb Get There?

  1. Ok Fuzzy you and I are on the same track. I saw this and wanted to blog but haven’t had time, so thank you. It is hilarious, I am like you, how could you NOT know? This actually happens quite frequently but never gets reported because most of the men KNOW what happened. He’s lucky the authorities did something about it, here in American, they would have told him to quit whining. I have additional thoughts too but I am not going to post them, I will spare your readers! 🙂

  2. Hei Fuzz.

    Thank you for the great posting. Okay, now we know that tis possible to have a lightbulb not over one’s head like the Eureka, but shoved down one’s derriere without the knowledge of the said person… ODD. Very odd, indeed. Take care.=)

  3. Oh, post ’em, Scarlett, my readers (really friends) can handle it!! But you’re right about here; they’d just be “ah, shuddupaboutit”

    Very odd, Riihele, who’d think that could happen?

    lmao, Vox . . . somehow I thought this topic might get a response from you! 🙂

  4. eeeeee thats scarrryyy. never going there,, hahaha.. lol..funnnny… um still scared//
    hugssssssssssssssssssss
    sissy

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  6. OMG, I just read this myself. Now either someone put that bulb in him or he did it himself to get out of the prison for a while. I have heard that inmates will harm themselves to get a break from prison. Really very sad! Now the other possibilty is it was used for pleasure. I know a nurse who deals with things that are put into the rectum on a regular basis. Really nasty if you ask me. But thanks for shedding LIGHT on the issue (haha)!

  7. I BET IT WAS A BIT OF LIGHT RELIEVE TO GET THAT REMOVED–AND IT LIGHTS THE PATH TO HIS PATH OF ENLIGFHTMENT OF HIS WAY OF LIFE——(SNIGGERS)—BUT YOUR RIGHT-IT WOULD BE FRONT PAGE NEWS IF IT WAS THE USA OR A BRIT PRISON—–HUGSSSSSSSSSSS

  8. Odd doesn’t even begin to cover it! how the heck did it not break going in or out!

    Drifter: Light relief….Very funny!

  9. It’s wacky and very scary, Sissy! hehe to the punny Bert and Drifter . . . very good!

    Amber, he claims he doesn’t know how it got in there, so that’s a mystery, but the surgeons worked hard not to break it during the removal operation and were successful (somehow).

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