I’ve been rocking the political blogs lately, but I think I needed a laugh break, so I headed over to Jay Leno’s Headlines:
So this one’s a teensy bit political, but I couldn’t resist because I am always asking how we’re going to pay for all these fantastic (in both senses of the word) plans of both presidential candidates:
Pretty much as I suspected, but nice to see it in print.
Honesty in advertising warms the heart:
“Actual size” is just a bit smaller, so that’s okay, I guess?
And for the environmentalists among us, the tree huggers as we fondly call them:
Was the tree saved? And how much did that ambulance ride cost us since the tree was likely uninsured?
This guy’s Columbo, Mr. Magoo, and Matlock rolled into one:
He knew him or didn’t . . . that’s some powerful policework there.
Want to be alerted to an earthquake . . .
a mere seconds AFTER it happens? We have the product for you!
Okay, I’m all for being sensitive to gender issues, but . . .
Son or daughter? huh?
And a cocktail to bring back your childhood memories . . .
. . . if you weren’t blacked out from all the booze, that is.
Wily cows escape custody:
Sigh. What can you really say to that?
Wonder if these plotting smart cows will still qualify for this contest?