What to do when your dreams of a global government/New World Order appear to be melting away . . . unlike Himalayan glaciers? What to do when ClimateGate reveals what many already thought: that anthroprogenic global warming is a hoax? What to do when polls show that skepticism about human causes of climate change has reached new highs? What to do, what to do?
I mean it’s vital that people imagine that there’s a crisis, can’t ever let one of those go to waste, even if we have to Wag the Dog it into “being”. If they’re scared, they’ll agree to anything. But now . . . gee, no one really believes the hype, most people understand that the data has been fudged and politicized with specific and dangerous goals in mind.
Now where did I put my New World Order? Is it over there by the bankrupting of America? Or did I drop it in the snow at the massive blizzard in Copenhagen during the “global warming” conference? Maybe one of the polar bears ate it . . . their populations are booming, after all.
I know! Let’s think about what people do care about and tie that in with global warming! Won’t that be great? Let’s see, what on earth do Americans care about? Hmmmm . . . what could it be? Hey! Let’s say that global warming is a national security threat! That’s it. Everyone cares about national security, and even conservatives will jump on board if we say that. Let’s do it!
If that doesn’t work, we can link climate change to increased abortions, racism, greedy oil companies, and . . . um, George Bush. Yes!