Hi, my name is Eric Holder, and I’m the Attorney General of the United States of America. That’s a really important job, and if I make a declaration about a law, it’s rock solid because I’m the Attorney General of the United States of America. So when I stir up racial tension and pit Americans against other Americans, on the verge of violence, I always make sure I know what I am talking about. For example, I love to make my decisions about what lawsuits I’ll file, like the one I mentioned I might file against Arizona, based on what I read in the newspaper and see on the news. I also go by what others say, you know, “things I hear.” And then I just run with it! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
See?! My very favorite places to research my legal opinion are HuffPo and MSNBC. Did I mention that I’m the ATTORNEY GENERAL of the United States of America?