Remember when BO was Superman?
Or . . . well, when he and his koolaid-swilling Stepford acolytes thought he was? Now, he’s seen by even his most die-hard, leg-tingling fans as a bit, you know, inept, incompetent, and generally disappointing.
Now cementing his head in clouds, reality sucks but hey, fantasies and insane dreams are really cool reputation, he’s calling in movie director James Cameron (another man who thinks he’s king of the world).
If that doesn’t work out, rumor has it that Spongebob Squarepants is available to help out with that oil leak.