Apparently, Bill Clinton has his finger on the pulse of America. Today he notes that the Tea Party wants to . . . wait for it . . . weaken government! Um, yeah, no kidding, Billy, that’s exactly what we want to do. Do you honestly think that stating the obvious–and what poll after poll shows the majority of Americans want–is a good plan to salvage the democrats? The party’s over (in more ways than one), and that’s just fact. Go ahead, warn that the Tea Party wants to weaken government, that we want the power in the hands of the people where it belongs. What with the insanely-biased leftist media, we’re having a bit of trouble getting our message out, so this is actually a big help.
Ditto BO and your whinging and whining about how the Tea Party wants to take America backwards. Um, yeah, no kidding, little man, that’s exactly what we want. You see, this thing you have about “progress” and hopeandchange and transforming America . . . well, the fact is that we reject it. Totally and absolutely and resolutely. If your way is the way forward, you’re damned straight we want to go back. And yes, you petulant, ignorant embarrassment, we do want to repeal that healthcare monstrosity, including the ridiculous elements that put adults (up to 26!?!) on their parent’s insurance and the “starter home” bureaucracies designed to lead to socialized medicine and the death panels (oh, yes, BO, we remember how you think that should work) and every last word of it (no words of which were read by anyone in Congress, on EITHER side of the aisle, let us not forget that). We also want to go back in terms of taking higher education out of the government’s hands (along with car companies and the banking industry and every other area into which you’ve stuck your pointy power-hungry little fingers). So do, please, keep telling America that. We need them to know exactly what we want, and you know, the fringe media just hasn’t been giving us much of an opportunity to get our message out there.
Your enormous tin ears, BO, are going to be our making and your undoing. Americans do not want what you are selling, period. Every bit of it is not only unAmerican but ANTI-American, so keep on keeping on. You’re wrong about us wanting to go back to President George W. Bush’s policies; he was too liberal. Got that? President Bush was too liberal, too big-spending, too pro-amnesty, too pro-entitlements–that is why his popularity dropped, why he lost the people. Your lunatic fringe didn’t have anything to do with it–sure you hated him for being too patriotic, too pro-America, too presidential, but that’s not what lost him this country’s support. That’s what got him elected. Twice. Um, so what do you think that says about you and your rabidly leftist (far far beyond liberal) unpatriotic, anti-American ideology and petty, mean-spirited, tiny little personality that isn’t fit to lead a classroom let alone a country?
Be sure to add that we also want to do crazy wing-nut things like cut taxes on individuals and businesses so that we can keep more of our money and more control over our own lives and businesses can build here in America rather than being forced overseas, reform and / or eliminate ALL entitlements (those we don’t want repealed in toto anyway), resurrect our K-12 education system from teaching elementary school children about the best ways to masturbate and how fabulous Islam is and how America is evil to teaching them history and English and how to think (not dictating what they think via indoctrination), and eliminate all pork spending (aka buying congressional votes for crap bills that should never even make it to the floor for a vote let alone pass). What lunatics we are! Tell America all that, BO. Please.