I just wanted to drop you a line to share my thoughts with you and to offer you my unqualified support. You’re doing a heck of a job, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
You are right to run for your party’s leadership position; it’s not that you lost the Speaker role, you gained the minority leader role! And who’s really concerned with little things like titles and power? As a matter of fact, I think that you should immediately request continued use of your jet as the new Speaker has said that he won’t use it and will instead fly *gasp* on commercial airlines. That’s not your style, Nancy. Stick to your guns. Demand the continued use of that jet. And be sure, too, to carry that gigantic gavel everywhere you go. It gives you an air of playfulness and fun.
I’m also one hundred percent behind your continuing to push your and the WH’s agenda. You owe it to America, Nancy, to keep right on pushing that. I can’t tell you what it means to me, to all of us, that you want to keep growing government, building massive (and truly historical) deficits, piling on entitlements, exchanging pork for votes, demon passing bills (oh, wait, not that this time, my bad), and setting up a framework for socialism. Please continue your hard work in these areas.
And don’t pay attention to those polls. Or election results. Or town halls. Or the American people who have the temerity to clutter up your national mall with their peaceful protests. In fact, if you can come up with another Christmas present for the American people like the one you gave us last year, I suspect that I will not be alone in wishing you continued success.
It’s good for America that you remain the face of the Democratic Party and that you continue to share your enlightened and progressive worldview with the American people. We’re listening, Nancy. Really, we are.
All best to you in your endeavors,